A few years ago I stumbled across a website called uniformdating.com. Imagine my dissappointment when I discovered this site was for Uniforms who want to date other Uniforms.
Who doesn't adore a man in uniform? Just the thought of a big, strong manly man in a crisp, clean military or police uniform gets my blood boiling. Cute cops are ten times more hot because they have that serious demeanor while on the job... except when they are writing me a speeding ticket.
My family gave me the hardest time in my years during and after college. Why? well... I sort of had a thing for firemen... Just because I dated three of them in a row my family never failed to bring up "come on baby light my fire," and "smokey the bear," at the dinner table during Thanksgiving and Easter dinners.
After the firemen came the pilots... Four of them, actually. One was in the aviation program at school... he didn't actually wear a uniform but maybe it was the prospect that he WOULD or the maybe it was the sexy bomber jacket.
Pilots two, three and four were all in the US Air Force. God Bless our TROOPS! Hallelujiah thank you Uncle Sam for flight outfits! Oh, and dress uniforms are so... Tom Cruise and Top Gun... I became very patriotic those years of my life. Too bad all them had to relocate to remote places, like Japan and... Del Rio, Texas.
After the pilots, I had a dry spell before I settled for a waiter- very temporary. I don't know, maybei t was the tie and black pants taht got me going... But, thankfully it didn't last long... It could have been that he smoked pot every night after work or the fact that he always smelled like pasta and was just plain unmotivated to do anything but smoke pot and work at Olive Garden.
So my uniform fetish has a little to do with the actual uniform, and more to do with the substance behind it. The men in them are typically well-mannered, clean-cut and parent-approved.
Anyone know of any cute, single police officers in the DFW area?
Just checking.
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